I'm back! ... Again!

It's a new year and a new soon-to-be-failed attempt at maintaining a blog nobody reads!

Seriously, though, I'm bored, and when I get bored, I make fun of stuff, deserving or not. Here's a picture taken with my not-so-classy cell phone camera:



I saw this sign on the corner of Pavonia and Baldwin in Jersey City while on my way home from the DMV Wednesday morning [by the way, I'm an official Jersey resident now (with a Jersey driver license and everything!); it only took two years].

So back to the sign: I can understand the middle three complaints. Everyone wants clean, pothole-free streets with nice sidewalks. What drew my eye, though, were the first and last complaints (the massive bold font helps).

Complaint 1: Why did whomever made this sign think it would be a good idea to cuss right off the bat? Also, who crossed out the word "shit" (or "crap," I guess)? Was it the person who made the sign -- realizing his/her mistake -- or an offended passerby?

Complaint 5: Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?!